Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Skrillex.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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feminists.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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woman's rights

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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You have friends

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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