- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Your social life.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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