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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

._____________________. Whale!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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