- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

I am very humble.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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