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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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