- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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