What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The Holocaust

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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