- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Chuck norris

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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