What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

thomas!!!!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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