- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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