- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Politics

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

whats funnier than 24? 25

a. why? b. because

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

The Big Band Theory

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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