- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

this is not a drill.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who wants water? I do.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Ben Affleck

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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