What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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The Female Orgasm

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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