i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A young baby died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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