- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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