- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

shut up kobe!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

homosexuals are gay

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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