- Anti Joke

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Link ate ink to make him sink.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops