Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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I? Everett

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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