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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Half life 3 confirmed

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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