Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why? Why Not?

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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