- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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