Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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