if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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