- Anti Joke

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come