why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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poop

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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