What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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My Nan, that is all.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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