There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Well, there's one way...

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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