Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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EGGPLANT

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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