Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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