what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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GONNA

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Derp

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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