- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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