whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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This is Nero, the guy striving a bit with the fact that he killed his mother in order to save his wife a month or so before Christmas: cathphra is Exceedingly well read, I say than you. I had a nightmare tonight, my parents where serving tomato soup, while my mother made great food (despite the fact they discovered that it was not angel dust she used, but large quantities of opiate that would have killed an elephant) But this time they served me dry tomato soup (that from packages) and a bowl of lukewarm soup. I asked: How am I supposed to mix this? They both gave me the look of "here comes a beating" I started calling my mother many things that horsehead network sensors, then my father grabbed my neck and tried to twist my head off (and in this dream, rather than in reality, he actually succeeded) but I somehow managed to remain alive. Then I yelled in english: THIS IS BECAUSE I KILLED YOU! I HAVE NO SOUL TO TAKE! Only then I realized it was a dream and woke up...You know, because my parents never spoke English so they would not have understood me... I have a broken vertebrae in my neck to prove that my father tried quite hard to break my neck in reality at least... Yeah, I am mostly over it, I killed my father when he tried to break my neck because I kept scatching my ortopedic arm while studying (real arm which my mother cut off and then proceeded to beat me up with funny story actually) Then killed my mother years later when she stabbed my girlfriend induced under what turned out to be a heavy dose of opiates, and paralgin forte (which main ingredent is... you guessed it MORE opiates).

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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