- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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