- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

kesha is a virgin.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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