- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

One day a man walked into a wall

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

why did matt die? He had cancer

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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