A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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