- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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