- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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