- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Blake wilkeys hair style

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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