a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

women's rights

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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