What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Santa isn't real

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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