- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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