- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

whats white and pointless? chalk.

The Holocaust

Needless to say,

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??