Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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