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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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