"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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