What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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I can count to potato.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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