Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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