Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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