- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

You're tall.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

women's rights

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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