- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

say cheese

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

4-4-2

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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