Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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VAGINA.

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Jews

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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