A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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